I ride motorcycles, so this already was my plan for attending protests. They have back, shoulder, elbow, knee and hip pads built in, plus you can add chest pads to many of these jackets. Range of motion is a bit restricted, but that’s a small price to pay for protection from a beating

Oops, there’s a similar quote from Tombstone. Haven’t seen 13th Warrior in a long time, but it’s about time to rewatch

I’m your Huckleberry

I quote that movie still IRL and no one knows what the hell I’m talking about, but I don’t care

That kid! That kid is BACK on the ESCALATOR!

The best movie he was in was Tombstone. Change my mind

6 inches to the right and he’d be having my recurring nightmare

Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women’s feet?

I’d change that to “illegal drugs” as lower class can’t usually afford cocaine that’s not cut with fentanyl, but instead buy weed, shrooms, acid, meth, and other cheap drugs. Rich people, in addition to cocaine also have access to more of the designer drugs like MDMA, not to mention prescription drugs with a high street value that poor folks can’t afford unless they’re addicted to something like painkillers, but then they’ll usually have to go the cheaper route of fentanyl

“What the fuck am I selling?”

“No one’s gonna buy this shit!”

Mate, you might as well lick a grocery cart handle while you’re at it. And yes, there’s a wide range between germophobe and unhygienic troglodyte, but thank you for letting us know which end of that spectrum you fall

Ew, no thanks. Better to exhale on your fingers the same way as when you want to fog up a pair of glasses. Then you’re not putting the same fingers in your mouth that we’re just on whatever surfaces you touched since you last washed your hands.

That or, if they spray the produce with a mist of water, touch the moist produce then open the bag

ಠ_ಠ

🙄

Same here. When my grandfather, who I was very close with, passed away, I never cried. But I bawled like a baby at Toy Story 3.

I think it’s the soundtrack. If someone had told me about my grandfather while some emotional string music swelled, I probably would have cried.

You don’t think that’s a significant difference in average height? Cuz that’s a pretty big difference to me. Denmark’s average being around 6’ when most of the rest of us consider that tall is pretty significant

Global is the key word. In Denmark 5’7" is definitely short. In North Korea, that would be huge.

Can’t believe these haven’t been mentioned. Maybe because they’re too popular, but they always makes me laugh:

Leeroy Jenkins

Grape stomping lady falls

Oh no! Not beehaw!

It’s a Kawasaki. So yes, yes it will