Have you tried a Tuna Tuned Obama Llama instead?

Elon Musk attempts to draw attention away from his drug fuelled gaff

Come on, you fuckin morons

To start the motor from cold, you’d have to lock the throttle open. The button sticking up on the top of the handle says this isn’t locked open, otherwise it would be down.

So, either the motor is cold and won’t start in this situation, or it’s hot and it will

If it’s hot, it depends on the carb settings if the motor revs up slightly on starting

Usually on older chainsaws, the chain will move jerkily on starting due to age, so worse case scenario this guy will get his trousers stuck in the chain and crushed/torn bollocks

That said, obscured by his trousers is the chain brake. If it’s forward, the chain definitely wouldn’t move anyway

Just someone that’s been using chainsaws for 30 years

Nothing, we stopped signing credit card receipts and using cheques in the 1990s

Didn’t we?

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Can I offer you some punctuation in these trying times?

Not often I actually lol at a comment. Well done

If you think CEOs are going to places as shitty as that, you’ve got low standards 😂

“I went to Paris, interacted with basically nobody French, hated it and so now I hate the French”

😂

Admittedly the Brits are just as bad, and think the same way

They said a 216% spike

That could be an extra 15 people

Here’s the thing - the french motto is Freedom, Equality, Fraternity

They’re massively into the equality thing. Whether someone’s a waiter, a cleaner, a doctor or a judge, you must treat them with the same amount of respect

The only types of people that I’ve ever seen saying that the french are rude are the types that think cleaners are beneath them, and that everyone speaks English if you say it loud enough

I will be impressed only when it can get through a single episode of Still Game without making a dozen mistakes

And those that still think fReE sPEECh is an acceptable concept in the modern world?

Please note - 99% of the time on the internet, when someone says “in the wuuurld” they mean “In this one capitalist hellhole country” so in this case it may be correct

Not actually true. Probably something made up by Apple so they could continue to charge you extra for their proprietary chargers

https://electronics.stackexchange.com/questions/450494/are-usb-protocol-and-connector-free-or-are-they-patented

You still condescending?