Im straight. Therefore anything that makes me hard is a female. Therefore computers are female.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUAL7CAhlyY

“We’re all going to die someday. Might as well do what you love doing” - Alex Honnald. Free Solo (or something like that)

Cqn I only see your penis though? It might get in the way of day to day activities…

Whenever i go to EB Games, i always remember the line ‘I know a fuy with a NASA shirt’

emoj.li is back

Fix up The Hobbit into 2 movies, with more practical effects, or at least more subtle cgi.

I tried to buy Avatar 2 today. Disney doesnt sell to Australia anymore. What do i do?