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Ça faiche les insultes de maternelle, on peut faire mieux

Man missing is not an option

I succeeded for a while but somehow jerboa crashes all the time during the admin’s holidays

There is something so uncanny about how this character is drawn, but i really cant put my finger on it

I always was very rebellious as a teen, and liked to check what the limits were in every aspect of life.

I went to a catholic school in country, and if you ever been in this country, you KNOW that they were bad at english. So much so, that even professors speak with the thickest local accent. Now in this country the professors are actually super strict. They are always ready to beat you down morally if you fk up.

This is where I come in. I always was good at english, having mostly grown up on american tv and shows, interacting with english speaking ppl as friends offline or online, and even have a midwestern accent. No one really bothered me in this subject, so it usually goes like this: my friends (terrible at english) would come up to me for assignments+projects, and I carried them in exchange for some favors. Most of the load took like an half an hour tops, so it was a fair exchange, and I was getting Wow gold, food and homework for other lessons.

However they did not know how much of a terribly bad deal they got from me.

We had an assignment, and the assignment was “make a realistic journalistic cover”. Thats it. Honestly, we were given too much time to do this assignment, and I was bored.

I decided, after explaining to the group what the british newspaper “the sun” does, to ask my professor if it was ok to make a tabloïd.

She said yes.

So, we carefully crafted the worst possible photoshop montage mostly about famous ppl of our country, ridiculous rumors happening at the school, some bikini pics etc… The professor even checked our cover despite being an insta suable piece of fiction, crude, and an absolute waste of academic time.

But somehow it was approved.

Then came the name. I already had it loaded. It was perfect, as it would be the true magnum opus to deride the english level of the whole faculty.

We called it Pen Island.

It passed the professor’s check, and afterwards (we didnt know this at the time) was passed to the admins. The admins, being beings of true shining genius, decided to publish the goddamn whole collection of news covers of all the english classes together, and distributed it widely around to who knows how many ppl. (I guess they were proud?)

And there it was. Penis land was front and center, being the most enjoyed piece of fictional media in school, and literally everyone, completely oblivious to the name.

I actually got mad. No one got it. And then… a not so bright friend (but he had good grades in english) laughed a ton a few days in. He got it, I was so proud! So did the professors and the whole admin as well. Apparently that friend has the habit of explaining jokes way to loudly, and someone taddled.

We were all called to the big cheese’s office. Pen Island apparently caused alot of trouble for the school. We all were suspended. I got 2 days. My white friend too. My arab friend a week. My black friend 2.

But fk it was so funny.

“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

“Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!”

Idk about the software, but when I was trying to apply for an internship over there the other intern told me that everything was basically manufactured in china when it came to hardware, while being a “made in home country” company

Nah, im sure you would survive!

My crusade against advertisements, that burns harder than anything else.

Really good article. Really shows how much the most affected people by ai are never the decision makers.

The soldiers look like children who would rather be in gym class instead of going to the school assembly XD

I meant more like trying to use cos tan sin and the pythogoras thing not actually measuring it by hand haha

Well TIL thx for the info been using it wrong for years

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Dude so smart i was already breaking out the angles and testing everything out

I ignore news that don’t concern me, my family, city or country. The rest is labeled under “societal spectacle”, drama that I cant change unless i have to stop working and dedicate a whole life to fix that problem. Its ok to admit “bugger this” and just turning off the news, if only a while.

Its good to stay informed but I can hardly point at a piece of “news” that absolutly changed my life, career, relationships etc…

It feels like you have to build a skill that sorts news into “I cant do shit about this, (because of valid reasons)” and “wait what are they gutting from my social services that I paid for most of my life through taxes?”.

Thanks, it looks absolutely delicious

How is that pork prepared? It looks seared but is it boiled with the rest or is it assembled at the end? It really has a nice color, but also chewy