Any animal that doesn’t pose a threat?

Trump talking in 2024:

• “dictator on day one”
• “you won’t have to vote again”

Am I suppose to be surprised?

The art of the deal 🤝

Of course the art being along the lines of

The nice thing about not being naturally attractive is that as I get ilder and start to freak out about my physical health, I get better looking.

So for the most part I’m happy about always looking my best because dear god I’m gonna die at 40 if I don’t start working on my health now.

I don’t think I give anything without any questions to strangers.

If we are talking friends then probably like 5 until I start wondering why they all need 10 dollars suddenly

Sex, as a kid it sounded like a disgusting idea filled with disgusting bodily fluids. As an adult my logical part still finds it disgusting every now and again while my monkey part is horny non-stop.

Also bitter foods, they kind of grow on you as you age

• Just
• Die
• Vatican
• Asshole
• Now
• Cum
• Expeditiously

Yeah no shit.

IF ITS NOT IN ALL CAPS WITH NO PUNCTION AND FALSE ACCUSATIONS WHILE BEING MOSTLY INCOHERENT AND RACIST WHY WOULD WE THINK IT IS OUR MIGHT LEADER?!?! FALSE!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!*

*Great as in not fascist.

• Is modern medicine a scam?
• Is the current political world trend good or bad?
• Do you respect transgender people?

Reasoning:

• Are they conspiracy theorists
• Are they pro oppression and racism
• Are they tolerable of people who are seen as extremely outside of the standard norms and recognize that they don’t pose a threat to them personally

Yeah… At best click baity as fuck, at worst a complete scam.

Any time there is a 10x or more in a headline you are 10x or more likely to be right by calling it BS.

I just have a really good sense of direction and memory of places and paths.

Usually if I went somewhere even only once, even a year later I can recall how to get there again

Navigation and being the first to try a cool looking mushroom and findout how dead I get.

1. Get it checked! I’m not talking about your privates. Get your circulation issues checked! Don’t take no for an answer and if a doctor down plays it, find another. This is very very serious.
2. As for sex. if sex is the ocean then the penis is the beach, as humans the beach is the way to the ocean, it is where we do 95% of our ocean activities, we see the beach and the ocean as a one. But what do fish see? For fish the ocean is the whole world and the beach is just where the land is. In this metaphor you can see how blinded humans are to the small part the beach is to the ocean, just like males tend to be blind to how there is so much more to sex than a the penis. As a male I can tell you that I had sexual encounters that my penis did not participate in, they were awesome and satisfying for both parties. Be creative, learn from others that might have already faced this way before you (ie lasbians, males with ed, males with micro-penis, etc) You really can have a great time for both sides with no penis involvement, just open your mind and give it some time.

New superhero, kills villains by laying eggs at them so strongly that they are dead before knowing it

In a way this might turn out well. IF we get through this and back to an actual democracy with basic human rights and laws, all of these assholes that felt so “liberated” can be fired/sued.

This is me trying to make lemonade out of the very very rotten lemons we got.

Smells fishy, also, this will all change once apple AI gets serious I’m betting

this is the most dystopian title I have read in a while

Yeah, anyone who doesn’t take this warning seriously should read about Hitlers rise to power which feels all too similar to Trump https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler’s_rise_to_power

Didn’t know of it, next time.

I won’t be passing on anything, instead I will create brand new traumas!

Children beware, beware of the penny sock.