As long as it isn’t a blue waffle, I’ll eat it

Could only find a French dubbed clip

Would be worse if it’s the other way around

You don’t. If you have terrible aim you will still hit the pot. Even all the rocichet wil hit the pot. Only downside it that you can only invite skinny friends. But upside is that you will never fall off, no matter how drunk you are.

Grok goes full nazi and Pentagon thinks “ooh we should hire it!”

Check out the following artists:

• Little Big
• Tommy Cash
• Salvatore Ganacci
• Oliver Tree
• Die Antwoord
• Venetian Snares
• Lonely Island
• John Lajoie

It’s so moral, it will have human sized pizza ovens and large shower rooms with a state of the art ventilation system.

Take the third reich

In* wrong translation :)

… And it sucks

Is he an Aldi store owner by any chance?

I’m not kidding. Just had my dinner too, she’s under the shower right now

Pussy

I just removed gemini from my phone.

Most accurate description so far

I’ve been in the navy for 15 years. I’ve never seen an iceberg floating anywhere.

He still doesn’t understand how tariffs work.

Cuuuuuute!

6. It’s 36°C

The Netherlands

I call my doctor, make an appointment the same day, go there, tell my story, get referred to a specialist or get meds or whatever, all covered by insurance.

Specialist: sometimes appointment within a week or 2, sometimes it takes a month. It’s covered by insurance, but there’s an own risk budget each year of 380 euros. So all costs up to that budget are paid by yourself, the rest is covered. But since I’m getting mental health care, I pay 380 each januari and the rest for the entire year is all covered. This year I’ve had a broken collarbone repaired with a metal plate with all the photos before and after, I had 2 bladder infections which needed antibiotics and I had food poisoning on holiday and intestand infection, which was all covered at home and abroad.

Insurance

I pay 180 a month. It includes dental and some extras like 9 physical therapist appointments.

This is clear evidence they need more guns.