Them laughing their asses off, knowing they won’t have children.

The race was rigged! The people of Kentucky will not let this stand!

So will the IRS.

Do I still have the same parents?

Money

Most people think the cubicle is a downgrade from what we had before. I think this comes from people believing these people would be in offices if not for the cubicle farm. In reality most of these people would be in a open environment with desks next to each other. The cubicle was the upgrade.

Vodka

“free” they’re conveniently leaving out the cost to grow one to the proper size. And peeling them is a messy nightmare. I would do it in a tub or outside.

Dong, dong, dong!

40s. Have a group of friends that try to meet up twice a month to play Dungeons and Dragons. Then we have other friends we probably see every few months.

Wages is hopeful thinking. They want to eliminate your job completely.

I don’t trust math. Something doesn’t add up here.

No, you just have to be born rich.

I said what I said.

Ohio is New England’s bastard child and doesn’t belong in the Midwest.

I like them burnt and let them catch on fire.

I’m a network engineer for a large telecom company. So technically, yes?

The traditional way. Peel it and look directly into the camera as you slowly lick the peels.

Good luck unmasking me, I’m autistic AF!

I love that they gave it a crumb as well.