I read the first chapter of Careless People last night and I never thought these people were such large dorks, but here we are.

Hey if it works

If I could go back in time to the moment when ARPANET was created and show them what it would become, I would also beg them to stop their efforts.

“You will create the thing that will destroy us.”

Correct, I have no friends, and I intend to keep it that way.

What’s heavier: A kilogramme of steel, or a kilogramme of shambler feathers?

The Shambler from Quake is covered in fur

I DON’T CARE WHAT THIS NAZI BURNOUT THINKS

I would think like with wavy brick walls, wavy or curved walls would end up using less materials due to reduced surface area.

Widevine, BTW, is a Google product that all the browser vendors agree to use. Its the only reason HTML5 has gotten anywhere.

Ima sorry Unity programming language

First thing I do when I’m told to delete messages is SecureDrop them to the press

Last time I logged into Facebook I noticed a lot of the recommends included feeds of attractive women. I mean, I like women with gyatts, butt clearly their algos have been fine tuned on what kind of content they serve: sexual content and alt-right garbage

I miss the good old days when it was just updates from friends.

‘this year’

Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.

Meets JD Vance, dies of cringe. Many such cases!

Clank clank clank

I think he did it because the actual WordPress guy (Matt Mullenweg) is really litigious.

Ding dong, the leopard comes for thee.

If you think this means all the sudden you too can pirate without consequences: lol keep dreaming serf

Political alignment tests have a serious case of intentional sampling bias

Oh crap