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I heard he also enjoys dijon mustard, the most socialist of all the mustards.

While we’re on the subject, as a cyclist, fuck slip lanes. If I die before my time it’s going to be because a motorist took a slip lane without checking for pedestrians.

Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Obama did any of this?

I don’t know if we have enough perals in existence to clutch.

Wait until he finds out how many calories gasoline has