And a lot of American evangelicals thought he was the Antrichrist

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Not to be pedantic, but this is Paul’s writing, not Jesus’. Still, feels like something Jesus could have said.

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike

Probably not what you had in mind, but Eat the Reich is a ttrpg in which you, a vampire commando, infiltrate occupied Paris to drink all of Adolf Hitler’s blood.