THERE IS! We complain and cry and scream but nothing is done because it’s rarely a woman deciding that. It’s men. The few that DO have decent pockets are always sold out.

And a woman is less sexy if you can see the outline of something in her fucking pocket, so of course, like always, a woman’s comfort must be sacrificed.

Every single pair of women’s pants I have bought in the past four years, regardless of brand or store have had no pockets at all, or pockets so small you could only fit a quarter in them.

Please fuck off with this shit.

That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

I would say yes, then have a talk about safe sex.

Because if you say no? They’ll sneak off somewhere and do it anyway, in a much less safe manner, abd then you just have to hope to NOT hear about it because if you do it’ll be a “I majorly fucked up” one.

So yes. Say yes. Speaking as; somebody’s girlfriend.

As a hunter, I can explain this.

Deer cannot see color and actually have incredibly shit eyesight in comparison to something like a turkey or a coyote. They rely mostly on scent and hearing to decide what to do.

They freeze because the light completely blinds them, the car has no natural smell, and all they hear is the same roaring they’ve been hearing the past hour getting slightly louder.

Like a frog in a boiling pot situation, it’s fine until it’s suddenly not and then they can’t see-