My wife was getting trigger point injections for chronic pain. The LPN giving her the injections into her pelvic area was a redheaded knockout. My wife groaned in pain, the nurse leaned in for a better angle, I put my coat on my lap.

I got my first blowjob while watching titanic. So, that.

Same. A cold turkey social detox has left me much happier and I really don’t miss the constant agitation and engagement . I’m starting to read more too.

I’ve been fortunate enough to have had to poop in a lot of places, so if it’s not totally scuzzy I’ll happily put down one of the free cowboy hats and go to town.

It’ll also dissolve the plastic . This is terrible advice .

You can buy a big box of alcohol wipes for cheap. They’re great for cleaning small things like earbuds and the case.

Fine.

Ooooooooh I’m an idiot. Also the stall closest to the entrance is usually cleanest because fewer people use it.

It’s a morality choice for me. People who need a handicapped spot should not be inconvenienced by me ever. I don’t care how far out I have to walk or how quick I plan to stop, I will never take up those spaces. At work I drive a truck with EX plates and I don’t even park that in the handicapped stalls. There is no justification.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

The front fell off. That video , which once delighted me, is a good part of the reason I don’t miss reddit.