Going on a long road trip, gotta load up on Sulphur to delight the other passengers

Sounds like Gaffigan

It’s a bad influenz-er

I was indoctrinated on Ray Comfort, I knew who it was going to be before clicking on the link

I would liken it to a long freight train starting to move. Once the front starts moving, it will still be a minute before the back starts moving. The space between the train couplings is like the spring effect between atoms, or something.

Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I’ll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!

Are you by chance Irish?

They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

The value of a unit of currency is based on someone else’s willingness to accept it. If you’re willing to accept two clam shells in exchange for one widget, then our clam shell currency has value between us.

Almost anyone in the world is (currently) willing to accept a US dollar. There will be some exchange rate and transaction fee, so maybe I demand three dollars instead of two. I know that I can convert those three US dollars into my local currency that others are willing to accept.

The whole premise of bitcoin is that the line will continue going up and someone will always be willing to pay more for it than what you paid. If you agree to sell your car for one bitcoin, and tomorrow it crashes, you just lost the entire value of your car. The chances of a sovereign currency crashing is never 0, but it’s much more stable than bitcoin.

https://cargoholidays.com/

Also bare in mind that this is a cargo ship, not a modern cruise ship with stabilizers. A modern cruise ship has a maximum roll of 0.5 degrees. A cargo ship can roll up to 12 degrees.