The current method of creating monocrystals, a very important thing for modern processing units, has been created by a tired researcher that dipped his pen in molten tin instead of ink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czochralski_method

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

During Lost Mines of Phandalver we’ve entered an orc cave and seen an ogre among them. Since we knew ogres aren’t that intelligent and we all had some form of telepathy (no darkvision though), we’ve decided to convince him that he’s a champion of Kelemvor (my paladin’s god).

Our sorcerer cast prestidigitation to get their attention, and our fighter used her telepathy to tell the ogre “listen to the short guy in heavy armor that will come here in a minute”,roll deception… Nat 20.

A fight with orcs later, I’ve explained the basics of my religion to the ogre and renamed him Shrek. Now he’s running a church in Conyberry.

You’ve heard of USA and USB, now prepare for USC