As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

It’s just terrible to think about. Someone doing that to poor innocent drugs.

Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

It’s always the most wrong when the answer is stated confidently. When it says this appears to be, or this might be, it’s often right.

That’s how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.

Lol, no can’t say that I did.

Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there’s the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.

Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker’s clean, and ya didn’t piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin’ foul.

Read glands instead of grands accidentally.

3 1/2 to 1? What the fuck kinda ratio is that?

Noted.

The price was right, but the after care was nothing to write home about.

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

I forget his name. Guy who capped the Minnesota dem state reps.

They are if you vote by mail. All ballots have the signature matched to the one on your driver’s license.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO SCIENCE MAN.

I think it’s French. I’m also seeing villains and Syria. Maybe portrait of the family of villains in Syria, but in French?

Hey man, it’s trying.

I too desire this information.

We need him now more than ever.

Cat sweat, that is moist.