Hopefully the increase in drilling leads to Mother Earth washing us all away in a massive flood. Poke enough and it might poke back…

The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

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But can you imagine the scandal if one wore a tan suit?!

Not to mention Kap got the suggestion to take a knee from a goddamn Green Beret. The majority of Americans are taught that nationalism=patriotism and that’s a dangerous way to think, especially when we have the biggest guns.

It’s something a Sith would say to his apprentice

It is clearer on the nfl.com replay but also helps if you know his songs. The real high point though was the choreography and his shit eating grin when he stared straight down the camera to talk to drake.

As a fan of neither team, that Kendrick performance was fucking fantastic.

Yeah I caught that after I posted and I agree, my statement stands though, it’s wicked depressing to have so many relatives who wore the uniform and are apparently not opposed to fascism and drunken conversations with folks in the beer hall can lead to that poison spreading

I certainly fucking do at the VFW

This is seriously good advice. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. Muscle memory may well save you or some one else’s life one day

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I mean Sisko kind of does when he describes how the Bell riots have to take place before we unite as a planet and join the Federation

I was gonna say “hope the pilots have car wash mode on” but I don’t wish them ill, not their fault there’s a giant turd waddling around the 747

Still mad at Netflix for that one and Santa Clarita Diet

Basically the federal version of the hospital security guard. They look like regular cops but with a fed badge.

I’ve been struggling with the cognitive dissonance that all of my family are veterans and most are somehow conservative thanks to religion. Wearing the uniform and voting for these traitorous shitbags is still baffling to me.

They are like the * in any Terry Pratchett (GNU) novel, sometimes a funny joke can have a little more spice added to make it even funnier

We standardized an alphabet among all countries for clear communication.

Here is an example of it going wrong.

The conversion is pretty much the only hurdle I ever hear about, but that’s easy enough. How many songs/films talk about “if I could rewind the last 12+12 hours”…it’s just a matter of making it fit in context people can understand when they know a day is 24 but are used to 12.

ISO and while we’re at it, the NATO phonetic alphabet for English speakers. “A as in apple B as in boy” means fuck all when you’re grasping for any word that starts with that letter, and if English isn’t your first language fuckin forget about it.