Autism is where you get upset when observations of reality don’t line up with what the elite republicans tell us reality is.

Obviously the only acceptable punishment for this kind of wokeness is death.

There’s at least one boy in the epstein victims. So its probably more that Epstein was bi.

Judging by how shitty the world has become they already have. I wouldn’t be surprised if billionaires test social media algorithms and fox programs on people with a brain scanning hat on to make sure the racism center of the brain is lighting up

2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out

Truth is ugly. Fiction is neat and tidy.

This is why I think more places should utilize height restricting entry barriers.

You want free parking downtown? I hope your car is under 5’ tall.

All hail the steamcube!

Why do these ghouls never make this argument for education or welfare?

JD Vance : “I was raised in a welfare household and I’d never be here if not for government intervention I fully intend to eliminate”

Mike Johnson: “I went to a college for rich kids and everyone else should be denied the opportunity to do the same”

Its either that or this and nothing in between

(This is a picture of one of elon musk’s houses)

Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO

Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.

This is the world conservatives want to create.

I actually do this now because wiping my ass on the toilet gave me a herniated disc. The standing up is way more forgiving to the spine.

By gun you mean penis?

Oh I’m tootin all right

What are you some kind of orange cat?

I suppose the world might not be big enough for two Weird Als

Who is the gen x weird al?

Thanks Gollum

A lot of people are upset that you’re poo-pooing on their childhood celebrity nostalgia. We’re gonna ask you to poo poo on somebody else’s nostalgia.

Maybe something less charged like a celebrity from the Apprentice or Oprah?