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Meanwhile, Google is fucking with sideloading. Coincidence?

Just gotta put yourself out there, you’ll find your special lady one day fella.

How do you know it didn’t just do a bunch of steroids and grow tits like Bob from Fight Club?

Better than slam hounds.

Even if you do carry a gun one day, keep carrying the pepper spray. It’s good to have an option between a strong word and a bullet that doesn’t involve getting super close.

Makes the water go faster, duh.

Thank you for keeping us informed.

I don’t care, if I want to look at my phone, I look at it. I get shit done, so nobody gives me grief. This might not work everywhere, but I wouldn’t work at a place that nitpicked over stuff like that.

I’ll nut when I damn well please!

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Hikes and bike rides help me stay positive.

I have an 8 now and have used Xperias: Would recommend.

Check out buying used or refurbished phones off swappa.com or ebay.com if nothing is in stock.

I used Xperias for years going back to the original Z compact, Only reason I switched was a really good Pixel deal.

PETG and bare glass: Name a more iconic duo.

Where else am I supposed to store them?

Run the Jewels

7 inch teleport sounds genuinely useful in a fight. Also, couldn’t you just keep teleporting 7 inches? It might still be faster and easier than running.

On the other hand, infinite gravel…

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

Sarah Jessica Parker!

“Spam filtering is woke.”

-An idiot