I’ve heard blood can substitute for egg. Maybe a giant shit omelet instead?

Am I allowed to mix concrete with the blood of traitors to create a (probably very large) shit emoji?

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

I would suggest redirecting slightly. Every single publicly traded tech company eventually fully enshittifies into predatory ad/data revenue generation due to the fundamental requirement that they not only generate profit, but that they consistently generate growth.

I could create an amazing app, sell it for $5, and if 5 million people download it and I don’t sell out or incorporate and go public, I could just cruise on it and retire happily. There’s no intrinsic pressure to switch profit models because I don’t owe anybody shit.

They’ve been added to the watchlist.

Wait, is that the watchlist?

Yeah that’s the one. Whew, for a minute I thought we added them to the war planning chat.

Wait, fuck.

If 6 is the Papermate felt tip, then that one. I like the static tip. Otherwise, probably 3, the upstart Sharpie.

Repeat after me: LLMs do not have intelligence.

Assjowl?

FYI, Onyx egregiously violates GPL and basically gives the finger to anyone who complains. Not that anyone is necessarily clean as a whistle and even so they’re miles better than Jeff “I dressed like a fascist before it was cool” Bezos.

I’m a big fan of Kobo, but they also used to have a connection with Walmart.

21 was a letdown for me because I read the book first. It’s a great read, fast, light, and fun. The movie just felt thin in comparison.

“And if you turn it sideways it works like a mouse”

“Okay”

Why are we talking about this more than that?

OH SHIT that’s why it was so unsettling! Blast from the past!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bunchie

I like you, hermano/a. Please forgive our stupid fucking country for our stupid fucking voters.

🇺🇸 🙏 🇲🇽

The game has changed to paying Nazis for Internet now.

I think this may be a relatively effective angle for making MAGA second guess themselves. The “did I do a good job daddy?” characterization is accurate but also pushed hard against their completely unearned but overactive sense of individualism and independence.

Wonder if anybody’s had any luck making red hats deeply uncomfortable with themselves this way.

Here’s how you know he wasn’t “throwing his heart out”: No gesture of that level of verve and publicity has EVER, in the history of media or public speaking, been interpreted as a Nazi salute EXCEPT a Nazi fucking salute.

That’s gonna be a no from me. There’s a picture halfway down of just how miserable the capture actually is.

No responsible board should sell as much as a paper clip to this sociopathic weenis piss baby.

Same here so it’s not just you. I switched to Disney+ and it worked though.

True fact: Zuckerberg has wood for sheep.