He’s got a matronly glow here

He just finished pumping his hate milk from his mammaries

Wharton’s finest

Time to whip out the Sharpie and once again amend the map!

“No shit, dumbass…”

—everyone

He thinks it makes him look strong, but the opposite is true

Google

*Gargle

His penis inverted and then I read he underwent surgery and got a rat penis transplant.

He was a child rapist, but he recently died of AIDS while also battling syphilis