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  • “Again? Ok, no more ambian and rum, this time I am serious.”

    First see if the blood pattern tells me anything of value. Next steps are to find peroxide to clean my clothes of blood and if I am out of luck, improvise. Then I’d see if I can figure anything out about what happened. Wipe off the knife handle, scrub under my nails with bleach, cut the phone lines to the house, break the back door or a window, find anything of value to steal and bury nearby for later retrieval, then do some shots of alcohol, get in the backseat of the car and touch a bunch of stuff in the car, puke, and start walking along the road until I can flag someone down and ask to use their phone to call the cops.

    After that is just a matter of knowing nothing besides going to bed after 2 Ambien and a hearty amount of 94 proof rum and waking up in the unfamiliar car and stumbling into the house and finding the stranger dead, didn’t have my phone, didn’t look for their phone because I wanted to GTFO in case the murderer was still there, went to get help and here we are.

    Best case no big problem, worst case I get a few charges that won’t stick unless the victim’s phone can prove I did it. If it can prove I did it, rip bozo.






  • Its a weird oroboros.

    Poor people wear ripped jeans because fashion has made jeans expensive.

    Rich people like the urban look of ripped jeans because their jeans aren’t ripped and they want to look relatable.

    Fashion companies make ripped jeans for rich people to mimic poor people wearing ripped jeans because they have to.

    Everybody has ripped jeans unless you are lame and can afford to not have ripped jeans.

    So there is like an income bell curve of ripped jeans.




  • You are right on all points.

    There was a compounding issue where his mother died, so he was depressed and nobody else had to deal with his situation than him, so he just wallowed in misery. For a while he was streaming 10+ hours every single day and that plus the depression and the psychological burden of people harassing him took its toll. He still has his dad, and I anticipate a severe regression once he dies and we may see the worst Asmond the internet can imagine.

    He is in a better place now, but he admits he still has problems that he is working on slowly. I think the constant harassment he still deals with does affect him more than he lets on, but he has become accustomed to it because he understands his takes on things are inflammatory to a subset of the population that is very vocal and occupies the same online space he does.



  • He is, by his own admission. I don’t think he is, at least not in a way that manifests in his observed habits and living conditions.

    He is fairly nihilistic and pragmatic to a degree that comes off as being mentally ill.

    Like the $2 steaks, he makes millions a year and chooses to eat $2 steaks. That is what he likes and he can’t justify spending more than that. He grew up on food stamps and dirt poor because his mom had crazy credit card debt that she just ignored until it “went away”.

    He doesn’t vacuum because he is just going to be walking on the floor and get it dirty again.

    He uses disposable plastic cutlery because it is one less thing to wash.

    He lives in the same small home he has lived in for his entire life because it is paid off and he doesn’t need to live in a mansion.

    So he is pragmatic and nihilistic to such a degree that any normal person thinks he is batshit insane.


  • He has cleaned his house and has pest control come by twice a year now. You are behind on the lore, let me help you get up to date.

    He wears shoes indoors and doesn’t vacuum much.

    He recently gave himself a bloody nose from picking his nose on camera.

    He still doesn’t know how to use a normal kitchen oven.

    He is balding.

    He has 3 real teeth.

    He is 6’ and weights 135 pounds.

    He recently lived with 3 dead rats in his attic for a few days before he went up there and found them. He threw the corpses in his backyard instead of the trash.

    He has jerked off to completion while streaming, but did so out of frame and continued to converse. Nobody knows if he has done that more than the one confirmed time.

    He still collects empty, or mostly empty, soda cups from various fast food places on his desk. He does eventually throw them away in purges.

    He has had a yellow Gatorade on his desk for years, it is no longer yellow.

    He showers maybe once a week and uses a knife to scrape the dead skin from his face.

    He wears the same clothes for days and doesn’t do wash.

    His diet mostly consist of fast food, most of which is Chipotle, but Wendy’s is a close second. Sometimes he wants a home cooked meal and will make a $2 steak with a microwaved potato or two, sometimes a Totinos triple pepperoni pizza with cheese and pepperoni added.

    Before he cleaned his house up, two of his friends and fellow streamers came over and he cooked for them his infamous $2 steak and microwaved potatoes. Both of them had adverse reactions, one of which became ill for a few days.

    His favorite fruit to eat is lemons, but would not buy them because he would rather eat other things.

    So those are the qualities of someone who holds the opinion that dumb people belong in the mines instead of voting.


  • True, but our overall guidelines should not cater to exceptions and apply those specific needs to humanity as a whole.

    Cholesterol is a broad term and doesn’t address the specifics necessary to addr iness overall average health for an individual. We do love our neat boxes to put things in.

    Then there is the whole “sugar” issue. There are dozens of sugars and we only associate the term with fructose or sucrose. We can technically name all sorts of things as sugars, but if it doesn’t include sucrose and fructose explicitly, then it “isn’t” sugar on the label.


  • That is my understanding of the available and validated research.

    Vegetable fats are the lesser of two evils when it comes to processed vs unprocessed vegetable sourced fats.

    However, I have come to the conclusion that vegetable fats are lacking in terms of overall benefits vs meat fats.

    Could we eventually adapt to plant fats being better than meat fats? Absolutely, but we haven’t evolved that to be true and too many micronutrients are less available from vegetable fat sources.

    No matter, processed foods are worse than natural sources and meatless diets are harder to maintain health than an omnivorous diet.



  • You are absolutely right to approach any vague information with skepticism, especially when “they” are behind it, because that tends to be code for Jews, reptilians, reptilian Jews, the shadow government, Soros, Soros the reptilian Jew, etc.

    If I can’t call bullshit(flat earth, moon landing hoax, etc.), just get out of the conversation by saying that “I will have to look into that” or something to that effect and changing topics.


  • The Cholesterol thing is mostly true though.

    Saturated fats aren’t a problem for most people, trans fats are a problem. Saturated fats are what you get with things like meat, trans fats are what you get with processed foods and vegetable oils.

    In the early 1900s a Dr. Stefansson MD lived with the Inuit for 6 months. He was used to the diet meta of the times which dictated a vegetable heavy diet was necessary for health, the Inuit don’t have vegetables, they eat fish and fatty meat exclusively. He saw the Inuit as a healthy people and his own health improved during his time with them. He returned to the US and tried to spread his experience, he was dismissed because of racism towards the Inuit. They said that the diet and health of the Inuit has no relevance to the white man because the Inuit are primatives that have no culture or civilization.

    He later did a study on himself and another man where they ate nothing but meat and had regular tests done. They were in perfect health, except when they ate too much lean meat and going back to fatty meats corrected the issue. Doctors, unwilling to find out what they knew was wrong, disregarded the study.

    In the 50s, as a result of Eisenhower’s heart attack, a study was done of diets in 22 countries and their rates of heart disease. Of those 22 countries, 6 of them were chosen to be the basis of the argument that saturated fats are bad because they showed a direct link between a diet higher in saturated fats and a higher rate of heart disease. When you look at all 22 countries, no such correlation can be drawn. That study was reported on heavily and saturated fats were now the cause of heart attacks.

    Later on in the 70s the government got involved with nutrition and diet, in order to address the growing heart disease, and did what government does best and they fucked it up with a commission that was made up of politicians. They spent 10 years wanting to say that fats were bad because there was fatty deposits in patients with heart disease, so fat must be the problem. Their entire argument was that the cholesterol observed in hearts and arteries was a result of eating fatty foods. There was no evidence, only an unsupported hypothesis based on logic about as bulletproof as saying that meat makes maggots because you find maggots on meat. They pointed to the 1950s study as supporting evidence, they remember when it broke as news and held onto it religiously. Doctors at the time disagreed and wanted more studies done before saying that fatty foods were the problem. No evidence from those studies supported removing meat, nuts, cheese, and other fatty foods from your diet improved one’s health. At the end of it, the commission declared that some fatty foods is ok but grains, fruits, and vegetables should be most of your diet.

    The whole fat is bad argument comes from that dietary and nutrition commission. It was also the basis for the food pyramid, which has no foundation in nutritional science.

    Epidemiological studies are an inflammatory aspect of the cholesterol issue. They are poorly conducted studies that show vague associations and then the media pulls small associations from and blow it up to say things like egg yolks cause a greater risk of hearth attack when the data they got didn’t say that.

    Tl;Dr: Eating lots of meat isn’t a problem for cholesterol, you only think that because of decades of bad science.

    So your friend isn’t a conspiracy theorist, they just couldn’t or wouldn’t tell you all of that and what I wrote is like 10% of the whole story.