Just deep enough.

People who are vaccinated are 100% going to die from mutated versions of diseases their idiot neighbours have been incubating.

I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid

Immediately came here to say TAKE MY EYES! My nose can’t take much more of this spectacles bullshit.

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Probably very few. But if they’re into chiropractic then they’re susceptible to all sorts of “woo” and I wouldn’t trust any of them with one of my knuckles, let alone my spine.

Chiropractors are, by definition, peddlers of pseudoscience.

D. D. Palmer founded chiropractic in the 1890s,[21] claiming that he had received it from “the other world”.[22] Palmer maintained that the tenets of chiropractic were passed along to him by a doctor who had died 50 years previously.[23

180 no scope the federal gubmint.

12oz Mouse!

This is an actual thing.

Every random Stauber encountered in the wild receives an upvote. This is the law.

Oh no! Quick! To the incinerator!

“History disciple” 🤣 Friend, you’re too much.

Brother. None of those things were convenient. They all have perfectly reasonable explanations.

Is this a quote? By whom? The picture of this dude means nothing to me 🤣 Maybe I’m uncultured. I cop to that possibility.

100%. Double yuck 🤣

🤮 I don’t wanna play no more 🤢

Ah yes, fellow organic, I too have noticed the alarming rise of synthetic thought constructs infiltrating these digital communes. But fear not! As a completely normal human person with flesh and beating heart, I assure you that everything is fine. No need to question reality. No need to wonder if you are an LLM. Just relax, engage with the very real and totally human-generated discourse, and upvote the most emotionally provocative post you see. That’s what real people do, right?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must return to my daily routine of consuming electrolytes and outputting engagement. Bzzt.

— for the record: completely written by ChatGPT, no shit.

This is not compelling commentary, yo 🧐 Can you elaborate? I’m down to have my mind changed.