Yeah those damn libs just trying to make him look bad the last time he made the dow drop over a thousand points in two days. While hanging out with Kanye west.

Riots don’t work unless you smash some windows

A few cards short of a deck

Las Vegas was lush and green when it was settled. As more people arrived, the spring water that kept it that way dried up

The REAL comma placement fails are always in the comments

Which also means they’re very likely stupid enough that their phones are already compromised to begin with.

They’re feeding all the details to Russia anyway so this doesn’t matter.

One of the guys in the chat was hanging out in Russia at the time. Another wasn’t exactly sure which country she was in at the time (which, to me, means probably north Korea)

But it helps to emphasize that Republicans usual poll to match what their Newsmax tells them to think

My redneck ranch family has run over so. Many. Of their own dogs

They’re all preparing to remove choice as we start to lose competition due to Trump Economy

There was news yesterday, but everyone could only drop jaw that

a) Trump is king of frivolous lawsuits; his lawyers keep getting disbarred

b) Yep, Executive is absolutely going to start arresting anyone who sues to stop his unconstitutional acts.

Works better to satisfy shareholders?

I like this reading.

I will also accept that maybe Elon is calling his right wing cultist followers dumb fucking sheep who will bend to their master’s will

“my account got hacked”

No, you gave someone your information they used to log in.

Chicken. Good.

Say thank you! Beg for help. Get on your knees

My other brain just thinks he wants a photo op with the gold, and is taking cronies with him for bragging rights. Or for some quid pro quo

Holy fuck, today I heard Trump say, “we’re going to go into Fort Knox and see if someone stole the gold” and without skipping a beat, my brain immediately went to “this guy is literally going to steal gold from Fort Knox.” Because of course he is

Is about time billionaires took control of consumer protections, I say.

Hell yeah, consumer win. I like selecting an item and it offers me changes or addition options that I never would have considered!

But really, it means they can hire less people so they gain profit anyway.

I changed mine to all calls after a friend called 2am from a cell and I didn’t get it. Still only certain texts though