I feel like the hair was supposed to be somewhere in the middle of a venn diagram of Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, and the Bride of Frankenstein.

TBH I adore Cassandra Peterson IRL too. She’s as witty and sassy as her character, seems to be a genuinely good person, and is still an absolute smokeshow in her 70s. Also she’s a ginger IRL, which is almost as hot as goth.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. One of the OG big tiddy goth girlfriends.

Oh wow. I highly suggest going back through the archives at the source OP linked. I’m 2 dosen or so deep so far, and besides some more great animal feels ones, tehre’s some excellent comedy too. Awesome stuff.

Casper Kelly is fantastic!

He did another Adult Swim Infomercial which is also pretty great: Final Deployment 4: Queen Battle Walkthrough

He was also one of the main folks behind Stroker & Hoop, an animated send-up of 80s and 90s detective action shows like Miami Vice and Knight Rider. I haven’t seen it recently to know if it holds up, but at the time I loved it.

And I recently learned he’s behind Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, which I had totally missed, but demons in cubicles sounds worth the watch.

Finally, and then I’ll stop gushing about him, he did the Adult Swim Yule Log special, which is an insanely impressive piece of surreal comedy. And its sequel.

You guys remember your childhoods?

Avoid any situation in which you might have to do so.

Loud pieces of shit

I was on board with pineapple in some scenarios. Carl’s Jr does a teriyaki burger with pineapple that’s alright.

But beets? Apparently even the food is trying to kill you down under.

Ok, I can kind of see that. A giant screen is going to have a much different vibe than a closer fancy curved monitor.

Are they different in some way, so certain games look better or are easier to play on one of them? I think I could understand that more than the pure chaos of mixing it up on identical monitors.

I play strictly on my left screen, but I couldn’t actually tell you why. The monitors are identical, and it’s no more of a strain to look at one over the other for extended periods. Left just feels right to me.

There’s nothing more Reddit than making a thread on an unrelated community to throw a fit about mod decisions.

It didn’t click until I’d finished watching it that they’d tricked me into loving a sports underdog movie.

I’m also fan of a particular type of guitar riff that I can only describe as “crunchy” with my limited music vocabulary.

The best example I can give is Spirit in the Sky. The lyrics are cheesy, but damn the guitars are fine in that track.

Like as the main or only instrument in a song? Probably Spanish guitar. See “Vamo Alla Flamenco” from Final Fantasy 9. I wanna say Diablo 2 had a good Spanish guitar track too, but no idea what it’s called.

Reminds me of Piers Anthony’s Xanth books. Everyone has a singular magic talent, but some of them straight suck, like creating a colored spot on the wall. But used creatively, even the suck ones can have value, like the spot person becoming a master pointillist artist.

Pants down, anything nearby that fits goes straight up the butt.

💰🤑👶👟💀⚰😭