Most normal lemming pick-up line

If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.

If cats were allistic, they’d be dogs

They should make it literally smell like soiled diapers. Because the idea of imposing an unpleasant experience on others as a dominance flex is philosophically quintessentially Trumpist.

Bet it’s the Moonies. They’re cashed up and all over right-wing politics across the world.

The reason they don’t have police beefcake calendars, as they do with firefighters, is because of all the Nazi/confederate tattoos.

That’s just life, friend.

To be fair, she can get away with it, unlike, say, Queen Elizabeth II.

“When they go low, we go high”

The one person successfully cured of Nazism

The full swathe from Art Nouveau/Jugendstil through Art Deco/Moderne and Bauhaus functionalism through to 1950s modernism. If I had to be more specific, I’d focus on British interwar modernism.

Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

Or the plant nursery in an Australian town named Mole Station, who registered the obvious domain name that came to mind without thinking about it.

Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

The racial mix of the targets would probably be the other way around

Sometimes, the void screams back

That’s going in a lot of lemmings’ spank banks

I give it five seconds before Nazis grab this and run it as actual anti-semitic propaganda.

Is there a game mechanic for funding right-wing populism and making the rejection of education a badge of belonging?

That sort of thing has probably been an open secret since the Council of Nicaea, if not earlier.