New Lemmy instance name up for grabs

Fanfic with Tyler Durden and Green Mario teaming up to collect Nazi scalps

What’s the collective noun for chunguses?

They’ll hollow it out, asset-strip it and laugh all the way to the bank.

Attempts to domesticate small wildcats other than F. cattus have failed: being both territorial predators and prey, they tend to be aggressively paranoid creatures. Having said that, who’s to say this wouldn’t be the second successfully domesticated felid species?

they should hand these out a day after the I Voted stickers

On a large scale, doomed (see also: the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

On a personal scale, not having children is a perfectly legitimate choice.

Hope you weren’t planning on getting any reading done, though

I wonder if they’re a chimera (i.e. started out as two embryos which fused, and has different genes depending on where you look).

Or, more darkly, that the lesson of the Holocaust was that European Jews are white, and not legitimate targets for genocide, unlike, say, brown folks hogging all that valuable land. From which it follows that to deny Israel the right to do to the Palestinians what our forebears did to Red Indians and Africans is just antisemitic gatekeeping.

Eli Valley is based.

But RFK Jr. says they might give your cat autism

Reminds me of a story about someone’s older relative who spoke little English except when swearing at other drivers in traffic, when they’d say things like “up shut your ass, mother bitch”

If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.

Cats have patches with thinner hair on the tops of their heads, so that to birds of prey above, they look as if they were awake and alert.

He’s Woody Allen with grossout gags instead of pseudointellectualism.

Catloaf for dinner

Needs an absurd one-word option like “Egg”

Back when fast food restaurants ripped off Sid and Marty Krofft

Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.