https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_value_tax

These people probably feel so ashamed they can’t even look at themselves in the mirror.

<= makes sense if you start from 1.

If they make the phones smaller they’ll have to make the ads smaller too. Can’t have that.

“pound the pavement” gets a whole new meaning then

Did… did you have a crane operation license?

Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.

concentration camps (no pun intended)

Intend your puns, weakling!

Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.

As valid and informative as TwitteX’ blue mark.

There are arms dealers on both sides. Anti-adblockers also require development, and I doubt anyone does that for free.

They are won by arms dealers.

It’s the ceremony organizers’ fault for neglecting to bring a bible small enough to put his hand on.

You know it’s satire because the tech-bro billionaire’s future-predicting AI was accurate.

Do you accept SKIBIDICOIN?

Oh, you filthy elite you…

They were both right - it’s just that Orwell’s prophecies manifested in east while Huxley’s did in the west.

This has not bean your best day