

In the end I think scripture is just a tool for Jews to have something to argue about endlessly.
Considering how that’s the main way to gain fame in Judaism - you’re not wrong.
In the end I think scripture is just a tool for Jews to have something to argue about endlessly.
Considering how that’s the main way to gain fame in Judaism - you’re not wrong.
I like Rabbi Joseph Bekhor Shor’s interpretation. It’s far from being accepted in Judaism - probably because it makes so much sense.
The interpretation is based on the fact that the passage originally appears in Exodus twice - but not in a section about Kosher laws. It appears in sections about Bikurim - bringing offerings to the temple:
The very same verse that contains that law also contains a law about Bikkurim:
Bring the best firstfruits of your land to the house of the Lord your God.
You must not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk.
Because these two laws seem so unrelated, Rabbi Joseph Bekhor Shor suggests a different way to read the second part.
In Hebrew, the root of the word “cook”/“boil” is B-SH-L - and this is also the root of the word “ripe”/“mature”. Because of that, it’s possible to read “you must not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk” as “you must not let a young goat mature while drinking its mother’s milk”.
This makes the second part of the verse a repetition of the first part - a pattern very common in the Old Testament as a (vain) attempt to prevent misinterpretations. Reading it like so, both parts mean “the offerings should be as young and as fresh as possible”.
That reading is a little bit odd - but not too odd in biblical language standards, and it makes so much more sense in the context where the passage appears.
This generation really is doomed - but not because of these words (or anything else it does, really)
Wasn’t it the 5th amendment? Not that they’d respect the 1st…
If it’s on the job, wouldn’t they be public abusers rather than domestic ones?
Can we start gambling on who the American Pope is going to be? My money is on Andrew Tate.
(but I’m not white)
Choices have consequences
Let me guess - pineapple on pizza?
These people probably feel so ashamed they can’t even look at themselves in the mirror.
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makes sense if you start from 1.
If they make the phones smaller they’ll have to make the ads smaller too. Can’t have that.
“pound the pavement” gets a whole new meaning then
Did… did you have a crane operation license?
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
concentration camps (no pun intended)
Intend your puns, weakling!
I thought he was using GPT 2?