You little bastard, I bet you can’t even name track seven from 1992’s compilation album Incesticide. I bet you just bought that shirt in a fancy fashion store just to look cool. You’re fake, Kurt would be ashamed. Get rekd kid.

I’d probably laugh at someone who tried to blackmail me with pictures of my dick. I’m a guy, it can’t ruin my life lmao

Hahahaha we do this at work as well. Take pictures of everything and send it off.

Part of me likes it because it gets them to leave us the fuck alone for the most part, but it’s still a joke.

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Gary’s a good egg.

My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him

The GOAT

In Northern Ireland (Belfast especially), we sometimes say “bout ye?” as a greeting. It’s just “what about you?” but actually meaning “how are you?”

Often it’s just used as an alternative to “hello” or “hi”, and you’re not actually asking the person how they are.

The douchebag vet who clipped her ear took way too much off. This happened before we got her. But don’t worry, it’s never given her any trouble, she’s as happy as can be. She just looks a bit funny with half her ear missing 😁

Those open source devs are the chadiest of chads

Spicy beef

“I’m not just saying this because I’m horny and this is dirty talk, you really are a filthy whore”

2 hours later

“I wasn’t being serious, it was just dirty talk. You are not a filthy whore”

I think we all need to learn to be okay with having less content. Makes the platform less addictive and makes us less prone to doom scrolling I think.

AppleInsider has always had its nose planted firmly up Apple’s corporate ass crack.

I’ve never had this problem because I’m too poor to afford a car new enough to not have any buttons lmao

You are gae

Why are you gae?

EU pandering to the far-right once again.

You poor bastard

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