I swear by O’Keefes “working hands”

It’s one of the few moisturisers that doesn’t leave my hands feeling greasy

Now I’m not gonna pretend I’ve seen remotely close to everything he’s done, but everything I have seen oozes arrogance and skin-deep intellectualism.

Oh yeah, and the sex pest stuff of course

Man, if that guy could stop sniffing his farts for a second I might doubt this enough to check it’s actually real

But no

Whether this happened or not, it happened, because the man is insufferable

The speech free platform continues to remove speech.

Once you’ve got a job in your chosen career, 99% of situations don’t give any shit about what happened before that.

Looks like cherry coke zero.

Coke zero is the best one until you get alcohol involved, then you’re fucking up if you’re not using full fat coke

Though if the plan is to mix coke with that honey jack maybe the booze is sweet enough already

Half a million dollars reward for being a racist

Man the reward for not being an absolute cunt must be a fortune

…Right?

I’m in this and I don’t like it

Fujifilm’s Velvia color film that saturated green and blue colors.

Photography has never been an objective art.

Today’s “enhancement” is yesterday’s “choice of film”

People out there who want photos with no “manipulation” (when talking about general colour and levels) are generally people unknowledgeable of photography who don’t know what they’re asking for.

Velvia is a banging film tho

MSN messenger died for Skype

Skype died for Teams

We’re not on a great trajectory here

(Yes Lync too, but everyone was pleased about that)

Potentially related: https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes

You know what, no.

Ham & cheese please

I’m not entirely sure what you’re asking me

Also tangentially related: one of Tim Berners-Lee’s regrets is the two forward slashes between the protocol scheme and the domain name

Also I love that the older BBC articles are frozen in time like this

Unless they made fake fibreglass insulation just for this, his hands will be in permanent pain.

You’re supposed to wear gloves and a mask to stop millions of tiny strands of glass embedding themselves under your skin and in your lungs

Edit: typo

I see .uk

Based on my experience as someone who has lived in several British houses, yes they probably should.

And it’s clearly a manatee

Either asbestos hands or maybe AI generated category images?