Top sperm: I’m getting tired of swimming. Think we’re almost to the egg?
Bottom sperm: Dude, we’re in Trump’s thrussy.


What a terrible day to have eyes.
You just HAD to make it worse.
Ok dudes. I know the new moves fast these days, but what the fuck. What did I miss?
People are memeing that Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick based on an email between Epstein brothers which was almost certainly said in jest. But because it would be delicious if true, people are running hard with it.
I hate that this image now lives in my head.
I was eating when I read the news and almost puked

One of the Epstein’s emails was from his brother telling Epstein to ask if Putin has the pictures of Trump blowing Bubba.
Bill Clinton was famously called Bubba, so now everyone is having a field day speculating that Trump gave Clinton a blowjob.
I can see how it does require a little suspension of disbelief considering that it’s two brothers saying this shit, but, I’m so glad that it’s a dead man’s word against anything trump could say
That was definitely not on my Epstein files bingo card.
The internet was a mistake.
Reminds me of that old Oslo Gay Festival video… Man, I’m old…



