[not Muppetational]
I read that there actually was a folk belief that vampires were compelled to count. The story was that if you had grain in your pocket and threw it in their path they’d stop and count every grain.
I don’t know if this works with pocket sand.
I think there was a movie in the '90s or '2000s where people tried to stop a vampire that way, but he counted so insanely fast that it only delayed him for a second or so. Can’t remember the movie, though.
EDIT: Found the clip. Never actually seen the full movie so I don’t know if it’s any good.
I don’t know what movie it is, but I can picture it.
Thanks, that’s a great image.
If you like vampires, look up ‘Anno Dracula’ series by Kim Newman. In this timeline, Dracula married Queen Victoria and England is overrun with the undead.
always stay strapped🌾🙏
I didn’t think Dr. Honeydew was a medical doctor
True. But tell me you wouldn’t take whatever pills he gave you.
Ok, fair, but on the hierarchy of pill-providing Muppet doctors, Dr. Teeth is at the top.
I’d take a pill beaker or gonzo gave me. Not because I trust their medical opinions, but I trust them to know some fun pills.
I would not; that muppet’s a menace! Things are always exploding around him! He shows such a disregard for safety that he makes Dr. Emmett Brown look like a responsible practitioner of science.
I would let Beaker take them first and watch what happens.
Each muppet represents a different form of neurodivergence. Each human on Sesame Street is neurotypical.
Where is the ADHD one?
Closest we have is Julia.
The Count is a Vampire yet in the sunlight?
The Daywalker, as fortold in the prophesy.
In many of the myths, vampires are weaker in daylight but it isn’t fatal.
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