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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I know which I'd choose

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I know which I'd choose

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    if i decide not to be a parent later on, how healing of a stew can i make out of the gay son?

  • bufalo1973@piefed.social
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    A son is a son. The part of the sexual life has to be meaningless to the parents.

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      100% agreed

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      But that stew is also still a stew tho and a man’s gotta eat ifyanahmsayin.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    May I have both please?

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      You may.

  • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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    1 day blinding stew

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Pot of Unseeing

  • svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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    Healing stew without a doubt. The stew will heal my son of his gay-deficiency

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      You mean his gay-ficiencies ?

      I’ll show myself out.

  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    I’m not ready for a son thanks

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      I’m not ready for stew

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        chiliphobe

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        I am, pass over your bowl…

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    I bet my hypothetical openly gay son is a better cook/pharmacist/witch than any of your hypothetical, probably closeted, children!

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      I’d choose the son any day. We can make the stew later.

  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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    Is the stew vegetarian?

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      Well it’s not made from the gay son, that’s for sure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

      • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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        That reminds me, how’s your straight son? I haven’t seen him around today.

        • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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          He’s sadly bent his back and become afflicted with lumbago

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    Ain’t no meat on an itty bitty twink.

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    I think I need some additional info.

    Does my son do what I ask? Will he call me on weekends if/when he moves out? Will he honor the clan [redacted]?

    • no banana@piefed.worldOP
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      No. Yes. He’s clan agnostic.

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        The clan [redacted] is also agnostic so at least he’s on the right track. I’ll think about it a bit.

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    Healing Stew please.

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