tetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 days agoYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down14
arrow-up199arrow-down1imageYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mltetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoIts a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.
minus-squareSmoothIsFast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoWouldn’t you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?
minus-squareTruscape@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoErgonomically, it makes more sense to hold it like a rifle when it’s folded.
minus-squareSmoothIsFast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoYeah, but then you’d plummet to the ground…
Its a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.
Wouldn’t you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?
Ergonomically, it makes more sense to hold it like a rifle when it’s folded.
Yeah, but then you’d plummet to the ground…