Then you get the witching hour, when she’s asleep, relaxes, and all those farts escape.
I’m the opposite. My witching hour is the hour after I wake up. Apparently I don’t fart in my sleep so I wake up inflated like a parade balloon. I greet the morning with my very own greatly protracted rendition of reveille.
It used to be a big problem for me, but my most recent partner was just like “just fart”, and then would giggle like a schoolboy every time I did, which took all the pressure off (literally and figuratively).
My wife farts so loud sometimes that she startles herself awake
Looking by the hair braids/earrings I’m guessing this is from Werewolf the apocalypse (or the old French skirmish game “Confrontation” possibly?)
Anyway this is meme perfection ❤️
But what if it’s a shart 💨💩😩
Let your freedom fly
Let it go, let it go Can’t hold it back anymore
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