Sit in the hall in view of both.
Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions…
Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!
Mate I’m still laughing as I type this comment thank you so much
I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room
Say “ma-ah!” at them.
That’s apparently cat for “come here”.
Came here for the comments, was not disappointed. Thanks al!
It looks like you have two office/computer setups. Black chair person goes to pink chair and Pink chair person goes to black.
Observe reaction and report back.
Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.
Turn around and walk away, they will understand…
The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.
Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭
Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats
You got game
Doublesplit Experiment. POV: You are in superposition.
If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn’t want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.
Sit in the hallway and go “Ps, ps, ps.”
One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?
Left one’s the liar 100%
Racist!
Man, just look at that dramatic ass pose. He’s full of shit.
Fair.
Sit where you are, invite them to come join you
Watch as they both ignore you.
Then you gotta play the game. Stand real still. Lick your arm. Scratch your head a little. Then spaz out and run away.
Then at least it’s their own fault
Nothing is a cat’s fault - cats
That’s what a cat would do
