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The company’s new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
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When you have to call in tech support
Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it’s still shit"
This time it’s jizz, every Thursday at 9:15am and 9:15 pm. Why is their timing so precise.
Revised headline: Kohler wants to be all up in your shit.
So I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.
Oh… I’m sure.
Subscription service. This is why you get an MBA.
Soon: Babe did you pay the Shitter subscription? It won’t flush
Business school graduate: “Hmm, the TP & bidet angles already exist, there must be a new way for me to generate wealth every time everyone shits.”
Six hundred bucks, PLUS $70-$156/year??? For a shit camera? That’s insane…
What can they figure out? If they can detect cancer when it is easy to treat I’d pay much more than that.
i don’t think they can detect anything useful, but if they can.
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
And let me guess, they’re going to sell the data
Something, something, Kohlera.
No.
Scrubs did the Doctor Toilet years ago!
Lol, they made SmartPipe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
As long as it always aims down. I don’t need my butt captured
But can it see COVID??
