This is the only correct answer.

Did the child die?

My father, a Vietnam vet, has been 100% service connected disabled since 1996 for hearing loss in one ear attributed to his position as a gunner on a tank. He isn’t deaf and has played in country bands for most of his life. I once researched the amounts he’d receive from 1996 to now with near yearly increases. A man that bought his home and paid for it for at $600 in 1974 has received nearly a million dollars since 96.

Even the top image sucks.

Video games as a hobby is one of the cheapest ones out there. As far as having time, in my experience people that say they don’t have time for it can’t see the time they spend doing anything else as time spent.

You get it. Apple fans, which by the way I think it’s stupid to be a fan of a product/company, can’t admit that the devices they buy and the company that makes them have flaws. They view the marketing as objective truths when the objective truth is Apple is first and foremost a very profitable company and those profits matter above everything else. They aren’t a “good” company and will follow the path that leads them to profits. Taking a single chip and making 30 devices that all do different things is proof of that.

Alright then.

I’m not treating you like a dumbass, Apple is.

I think it’s hilarious that people will buy an iPhone, iPad and Macbook and not realize the only thing that’s different about them is the software. Any restriction is manufactured.

edit: apparently I’ve upset some Apple users. I apologize. My point was that the features each class of device has is manufactured to ensure you buy 3 products instead of 1 while the hardware inside is essentially the same. Like restricting touch and pen support isn’t about hardware limitations; it’s about getting you to spend. If you’re happy with a company that does that you, then hey you do you, but don’t get upset when that fact is pointed out.

What a weird hill to die on.

The point is that you can’t see if you’re running over a child due to the height of the Overcompensator 4000.

Apple invented time.

Oh snap.

Excellent depiction of the capitalism-ism of mental health.

A monster that loves the warm, woody sound of the oboe.

Oboe.