• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    We are bringing in my good friend Jeffy as the secretary of little girls. He likes them young! He’s a good guy, great guy! The best guy. We have secrets together. Important secrets. I’m not telling you what they are. The important thing is that he’s promised not to steal any of my massage girls this time. Now, stop talking about him. Bill C went to his island over 400 times. Jeffy isn’t interesting. It’s a boring topic. Let’s move on.