rkcurio@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThey'd just appear out of nowherelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1573arrow-down110
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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down5·3 months agoEyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
minus-squareINHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoAt least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoThat sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoThis isn’t true. Source: RFK jr is alive :/ (But seriously it probably is…)
Eyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
At least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
This isn’t true.
Source: RFK jr is alive :/
(But seriously it probably is…)