Sen. Markwayne Mullin said he does not wear a seatbelt while driving in Washington, D.C., lest doing so prevent him from acting quickly in case he's carjacked.

Alpha? Yeah giant alpha pussy.

  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    6·
    13 hours ago

    Markwayne Mullin is a giant pussy, that’s why he never served in the military but likes to make believe that he’s a soldier

    • bluemellophone@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      7 hours ago

      “We need to put the Warfighter first inside the DoD…”

      Votes to confirm a TV personality as SecDef.

    • MuskyMelon@lemmy.worldOP
      3·
      10 hours ago

      Yup. That’s why he’s an alpha pussy.

      Once more into the breach,

      Unless you’re a teenage car jacker,

      Then I’ll run like a lil bitch.