• lad@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    I thought the last one’s gonna be “— Gays? — I dunno they kinda appeared all by themselves”

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    They’re actually fine with children dying because it means they get to go to heaven early, plus the adversity it causes their loved ones is beneficial. I’m serious, they told me this when I asked as a kid.

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      1 year ago

      This is one of the many reasons why I don’t get their arguments against abortion. An abortion is just a baby’s e-ticket to heaven.

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      Then why do they want medical treatment, when their injuries bring them closer to their end goal: heaven?

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        1 year ago

        Something something suicide leads to hell.

        Better question is why wouldn’t parents immediately sacrifice their newborns on the Blood Altar? I can only go to hell once but I could sire many children and give them all a guaranteed ticket to heaven. Actually, I could even take a shortcut and blow up a maternity.

        … now that I think abkjt it, I guess some fundamentalist lunatics have probably already done it, and now I’m sad.

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        1 year ago

        There are a few religions that refuse forms of medical treatment. I agree with what you’re saying, but it isn’t unheard of

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Hera cared. Hera cared a lot.

      Not that was a good thing. she cared because Zeus would come down as an animal and rape hot humans, so she cared an awful lot about people. So she could torture them.