• brem@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      Also, he would have the door gilded in melted down stolen soccer trophies. He’s decided to keep Big Bird as well; forced to do public service announcements on Fox News. (The PSAs are just “Big Beautiful Bird” reading his latest assbrained tweets.