Yesterday on the street, returning from a meeting, I noticed a very cute cat. Of course, I tried to approach carefully, using a secret technique, but it did not work. At first he stood still, and then, when I almost got my way, he suddenly jumped back and ran away. I was so upset :(
Can confirm. I am not a cat person. Cats will not leave me alone.
When you’re around a cat, stare at it. It will leave you alone.
Just don’t stare too hard, or you’ll convince it you’re such a threat that it must kill you.
I feel like there’s a lot of room for error in this solution