And a EULA that makes VERY clear that, even though you bought this cat, and even though you paid for this cat, it’s not your cat. You’re not allowed to repair it, you’re not allowed to make it better or nicer or change it, and be aware that the price of your service contract, initially a small amount will steadily rise each year until it’s completely unaffordable, at which point if you decide to stop paying, your cat dies.
Man, we live in an awesome world today.
Also, do not buy this shit. Buy an actual dog and care for it FFS
And a EULA that makes VERY clear that, even though you bought this cat, and even though you paid for this cat, it’s not your cat. You’re not allowed to repair it, you’re not allowed to make it better or nicer or change it, and be aware that the price of your service contract, initially a small amount will steadily rise each year until it’s completely unaffordable, at which point if you decide to stop paying, your cat dies.
Man, we live in an awesome world today.
Also, do not buy this shit. Buy an actual dog and care for it FFS