• Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    Ah yes the famous learning curve of having to READ the INSTRUCTION BOOKLET of the things you buy

    Land sakes ahead, HOW WILL WE MANAGE TO COPE WITH IT ALL

    The worst this is that it’s not even a READING thing.

    Its a CARING thing.

    God-damn, it’s your fucking baby. You wanted it? you should have turned since conception into a linear algebra organic machine, devoted solely to calculating solutions for MIGHT DIE scenarios for your baby, applying n dimensional matrices to explore possibility space

    Within the first few years, you should have been able to calculate most obvious scenarios (choking hazards, sand pits, piranhas, etc)

    That frees up time to calculate the utmost edge cases ( wormhole traveling, memetic incursions, local brane collapse, and so on)

    If you are smart about it, you can find an optimal stock selection strategy algorithm within P-Space

    You should print the output in binary tho

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      You have no kids and probably a man because I bought many sippy cups for my boys and they don’t come with instruction booklets. Most havs if you lucky a tag with no instructions on cleaning them. So shut the fuck up. Besides its a comic and funny and those of us with kids can relate.

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          What’s “over-the-counter” merchandise? Isn’t that like, everything in shops? Do you have prescription merchandise? 😂😂

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          I don’t think you have ever bought a sippy cup. Cheap plastics don’t come with any paper except maybe a tag or sticker with a bar code

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              All plastics have the plastic type code embossed on them

              I feel my daughter who was a baby in the early 2000s got some plasticisers in her drink bottles before those problem chemicals became widely known, but she was better off than my generation who got worse chemicals because less was known

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      Dude it’s a silly little comic featuring animal cartoon characters, it does not justify this level of rage.