Goku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agodo you think freewill truly exists?sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square322fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down134
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1external-linkdo you think freewill truly exists?sh.itjust.worksGoku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square322fedilink
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·7 days agohow do people who like small talk plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do “hi honey nice weather we’re having huh?” my plan is to be too busy kissing my partner at all times to say anything
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoHow Shakespearian. “Stop his mouth with a kiss.” “And another kiss.” “Keep going! More kisses, least he open his mouth and opine on the weather.”
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoa year in the horror dawns upon you you have trained your partner to engage in small talk to get kissed
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoHi honey, how’s the weath– “Go Away! I’m Not In A Kissing Mood!”
how do people who like small talk plan on being in sustained meaningful relationships what are you gonna do “hi honey nice weather we’re having huh?”
my plan is to be too busy kissing my partner at all times to say anything
How Shakespearian. “Stop his mouth with a kiss.”
“And another kiss.”
“Keep going! More kisses, least he open his mouth and opine on the weather.”
a year in the horror dawns upon you
you have trained your partner to engage in small talk to get kissed
Hi honey, how’s the weath–
“Go Away! I’m Not In A Kissing Mood!”