over_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWe still have three eggs up for auction.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1423arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1416arrow-down1external-linkWe still have three eggs up for auction.lemmy.worldover_clox@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 months agoCan I interest you in more Eggs?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoThose look like 3D printed synthetic eggs. Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoNo, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoSir/mam, this file is for a rooster. How do you egg a rooster?
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoWhoops wrong file. DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoShit, too late. It still looks like an animal! How long before it lays an egg?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThese are hard times yo, protein is protein…
Can I interest you in more Eggs?
Those look like 3D printed synthetic eggs.
Does this package include the 3D printed synthetic chicken they came from?
No, but I give you the file so you can print you own chicken! 🐔
Sir/mam, this file is for a rooster. How do you egg a rooster?
Whoops wrong file.
DO NOT PRINT COCK.STL ITS NOT AN ANIMAL.
Shit, too late.
It still looks like an animal! How long before it lays an egg?
J…just don’t eat them.
These are hard times yo, protein is protein…