Thank you for your service 🫡

(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)

don’t worry I’m a femme i’m too pink and frilly to hurt things lol

am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not

ok I’m a lesbian and haven’t heard of New York boobs please define

Manhattan. There are some downright claustrophobic Westside Markets

sad lesbian disaster

this is weirdly like the opposite of

looks like it’d be delicious, for all of 20 seconds before all the fries got soggy.

it should concern everyone

jokes on you i lost the game and took Loss psychic damage anyway

American cheese and grape jelly on an English muffin egg sandwich was* my shit when I was a tween

*(it probably still is but now I’m hilariously lactose intolerant and developed an aversion to eggs)

inarizushi my beloved

Also try ketchup and mustard. I tried this after watching a contestant on Taskmaster New Zealand utterly fail to ruin a grilled cheese, to the point where the “judge” said it was one of the best grilled cheeses he’d had.

Fantastic breakroom sandwich, if you have a toaster oven.

I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing

Let alone why it’d be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock

All the kids of wealthy parents that I know are a mess. Their parents neglected them to pursue wealth. :[

It takes a village, but more than that. In my experience (mostly speaking of my friends) rather well-adjusted people had significant influence from multiple adults living in their home: grandparents, aunts and uncles, roommates, family friends. They also tended to be involved with community things like sports and arts where they’d get close mentorship from other adults not in the home.

Though, everyone I’ve known who had a professional caretaker (nanny, etc.) is a hot mess. So it’s more about having multiple people who care for you properly, not just more caretakers = better

I know a fair few kids of single parents who also kick ass, but most of them have some trauma too.

US culture is pushing that living with family is a sign of laziness/poverty and the opposite of success, when that couldn’t be further from the truth. Individualism is killing us.

Ideally children should be raised by more than two people.

just remember a falling knife has no handle :]

heheh YEET

apparently our ability to throw things somewhat accurately is impressive