the secret is confidence, i think. lol

i wrote a check yesterday and faxed something last month, because 1. fuck paying “convenience fees” to pay my rent online 2. fuck signing up for yet another medical portal just so i can order some fucking contact lenses

do not miss film cameras though. always felt too inhibited to take photos because i’d be “wasting” the film

this is called a colostomy bag but I think most users would disagree that dealing with the bag cleanup is worth the ability to shit on the go lol

horny should be a perpendicular axis. you can be very angry and horny.

picked up this wacky thing at the thrift store while goofin around with the boiz, mainly to make them laugh. it’s actually a really good phone holder that doubles as a dash mount for the rare occasion that I need to drive a car

DIGITIZE ME FRED

Miners not minors!

Galaxy Quest

if you have a 3D printer it denies saves you a trip to the hardware store

plus you could print fun… novelty keys. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

you could even print them from dissolvable filament so that if your idiot guests lose them outside they’re likely to dissolve in the rain

or maybe there is such a thing as self destructing filament that doesn’t require water? like some kind of heat activated depolymerizer that takes a few days to break down after printing. that could be really useful for like an AirBnB

some nerd had a lot of fun making this

“I’m an upper middle class asshole but Republicans are terrible company and won’t smoke weed with me”

I sleep in it so I can have the entire bedroom available for all my clutter

good neighbor

me at my night shift job: sign me the fuck up

I feel you on graffiti. I’m a halfway decent artist with a pen but that skill does NOT translate to the whole arm movements needed for can control

you’re never too young to never skip leg day

a percolator can be used as a Soxhlet extractor

I made some spicy ginger extract.

also be really careful if you’re going to be an idiot like me and use a flammable solvent like grain alcohol.

USA brain drain. Seriously, most of my friends in academia are trying to GTFO because they know they’re lucky to have the credentials and money to do it.

arms. hate my current arms and could greatly benefit from sci fi ones

I really want a tattoo but hate commitment so I’m holding out for e-ink tats being invented in my lifetime 🤞