Vengefu1 Tuna

When we first got married, instead of calling me “hubby” she called me “hooby”. So I started calling her “wief” (rhymes with reef), which lead to “leafy wief”, and now it’s just “leafy”. It’s become an inside joke and it’s stuck.

(Me, who works in finance) ya, that’s fair.

On Christmas day years ago, I was driving behind a very old lady who did this. She probably didn’t drive much and had likely never seen a roundabout before. I remember her white frizzy hair and the back of her SUV was packed full of presents. She got jostled around quite a bit when she hopped the curb, but she committed and drove straight over it. lol

For anyone else who is curious, the text was edited. Here’s the original.