Nobody likes smart-pants Captain Obvious:)

Well, ok. (unzips)

You voted in a pair of drama degenerates and now you try to build some sexist agenda upon the bullshit those degenerates do.

Are you sure that you don’t deserve Trump as a president?

Practice demonstrates that eternity rarely exceeds 3-5 years.

You see? That is not “man problem”, that is “puritanic problem”

Wrong. Men are completely comfortable with that. We don’t mind even if you won’t use those stupid cloth pieces at all.

I never stated that it is useless. I said that natives might say the total bullshit and do that with a poker-face being absolutely sure of their correctness.

But keep in mind that native speakers might have an even worse understanding of grammar than foreigners: most locals speak intuitively and never care to actually study their native language.

I hope the engine is working in the 3rd photo. You know, purring, for maximum adorability.

Cats can fly. This particular cat is going to learn it right now.