Jolteon

Hey, at least being fat doesn’t create an aura of stench that makes anyone nearby miserable.

Because drones are expensive, and it would be a waste of money to use them on poor people.

I mean, if I was a key part of the nuclear program of the US, and there was another country specifically targeting the US’s nuclear program, I would assume myself to be a target.

I’m not sure if you can call something TL;DR if it’s literally the full text of the comic.

I could see it being used in situations where not all of the larger government’s territory was filled by smaller governments.

If both structured magic and the internet existed, I can guarantee you that would exist.

I feel like heat would start to become a serious issue at that point.

You do realize that there is probably a fair chunk of people on here who can say that unironically?

If you need to have a conversation with someone, don’t block the entire hallway to do it.

But she’s actually over a thousand years old, so it’s okay /s

It’s what happens when you have a living house, and you buy it its own cell phone.

Can you really call them parents if they outsource all the parenting to an iPad?

Odd of you to be using base 7.

Wait, seriously? A 1000lb towing capacity is just insane. If you threw a hitch on a Honda Civic, it would do better than that.

It’s just like falling asleep…

Ash fell from the sky.

Haven’t they also been trying to put back doors into everything for the last decade?

Speaking of, did you hear there’s a new room temperature super conductor?

Let’s call it project insight.

In order for the stars to actually be less than 100 years old, they would also need to be with a hundred light years of us.